March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
me: this food is gross
mom: there are starving kids in africa
me: i can't finish this
mom: there are starving kids in africa
cashier: would you like to donate 99 cents to starving kids in africa?
mom: oh no not today
Romantically Not In Love: Girls →
poeticcriticism:
crazyjoey:
If you push a boy away, he’s not gonna come after you. He’s going to find a girl that “appreciates” him. If you act all damaged, he’s going to find a “normal” girl. If you move away from him, he isn’t going to grab you, hug you tight and make you…
A FUCKING MEN.
Leave a number in my ask!! →
sparklestumbledown:
1. had sex?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked...
Rebel without a cause: That video with Chris's... →
elegantlytasteless:
Well first off, she was saying offensive shit about Asians most of the video, which I ain’t get, cuz isn’t she part Asian or something?
But for the part where she did say something about Rihanna, I was like bitch please. She’s an international superstar with endorsements and you’re making videos…
uggh she needs to stop being such a thirsty bitch… fuck you and your...
among-the-spheres:
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
...
Oh, so now you tryna talk to me? Right when court is around the corner? You think youre still important to me and have some type of authority over me now?! And youre mad at me because I told you the truth? Whatever, Take A Bow douchebag.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
theresathuginmylife asked: ♥ + * ☼ :)
WatchOh my god, that is soo NAAASSTTYYY…
damn girl.
I don't like begging for asks but I want...
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
breakinnecks:
I’m ready for Spring & Summer cause that’s when I’m the happiest.
NOO i hate the summer…
I want a boyfriend goddamnit.
I don't like begging for asks but I want...
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
for every ϟ i'll post a...
red-lipstickallonthepaper:
pick which one ^___^
PLEEASSEE :DD
February 2012
0 posts
red-lipstickallonthepaper:
My mother is always yelling at me about my dad’s child support as if i can force him to give her money.
She needs to talk with him about it and stop putting me in the middle of their shit.
hate that shit.. but i get in the middle anyways, because she always finds a way… -___-
Reblog if I'm allowed to go in your inbox & be...
pretty much :)
